Thursday, October 21, 2004
Can I go back to bed yet?
I don't watch "Sex And The City" because all of those chicks irk the absolute shit out of me. I don't believe that the platitude-spouting, hackneyed Carrie could *possibly* be a famous writer, let alone make a living out of asking her laptop trite little questions like, "So if tea is tea and coffee is coffee, what does that make an orgasm?"WTF? You don't even make *sense*, you dumb fuck! >:(And I hate to break it to you, but women don't generally speak in puns. "Don't count your matzo balls before they rise." Oh shut up, dumb ass! When David Brent makes achingly UNFUNNY comments like that on The Office, you laugh *at* him. On Sex And The City, it's supposed to make you go, "Damn! I wish *I* had come up with that incredibly clever pun! No, seriously, I wish *I* was THAT intelligent and THAT clever and THAT urbane that I could come up with incredibly witty puns like that!"Sex And The City: the only show on TV where if someone said, "You are the weakest link: GOODBYE!" everyone would chuckle dryly and marvel at how witty that was to say that and how, honestly, it's just *NEVER* been said before! Never! I swear! NEVER! . san fransisco shuttletours Architectural Outdoor Lighting wiley x
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